According to a very reliable source on bc, Moe can't get any dates so they are creating him one! Built from the finest parts from the local Insane Asylum and doesn't need batteries! (unlike most of his dates). Yes, no longer will Moe have to suffer the constant torment of chatters calling him out for being a loser day after day! As you can see Missy is in the emergency room where they shocked her with 500,000 volts and brought her to life.
Now Moe can hit the town with his new date. They'll start off at the local Dairy Queen for a coney dog and fries. Then they'll both go to McDonalds for a parfait and free internet! They'll cast the nights away twirling their fingers in each others hair and batting their eyes in googly moogly luv rituals.
Don't be jelly. A chicky12 model is currently in production and they are taking pre-orders today!
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Don King got a sex change????
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