The coronavirus is now among us. Is it a virus or Gods plague upon the earth? As my 2 loyal followers on Twitter can testify, I warned people way over a month ago to stock up on food and essentials. I foresaw this coming.
I told everyone (both of them) to buy enough food to last at least 3 months minimum. Canned soups and vegetables. Let's not forget dried milk, coffee, tea and more importantly Coca Cola. I currently buy those six pack bottles of 16.9 ounce Coca Cola. I think I am down to about 60 packs but will get more tomorrow. I have at least 2 dozen 12 packs of Barq's rootbeer. The most delicious root beer on the market and it contains caffeine! That way you can stay up for 3 days in a row and look at the swarms of zombies and hungry people outside.
My loyal fans thanked and thanked me for foreseeing this and warning them of the catastrophic consequences that might have befallen them if they did not heed my warning! They can now stay indoors, eat well and troll! ( I mean, counsel others in despair).
Then I heard an angry mob wondering why Scott777, the battlecam prophet who professed to having hidden secret knowledge that he alone attained straight from the mouth of God, DID NOT COME FORWARD and warn them! A false prophet indeed! Where was his divine words of warning in your hour of need? Many times have I warned you of this charlatan and his false claims. Where is his book? LOL, over 10 years later and he has not written it yet?
Some of you will get the virus. Some of you might die. Each night, I say a prayer for each and everyone of you that you might be spared the agony of this virus and be safe. That way you don't have to spread goats blood over your door threshold. I pray you keep warm, keep fed and go through these trying times a better person. (Except for Manda and Slaya. I still hope they both get bleeding rectal cancer and suffer horrible agonizing pain)
May God be with you all.
