Tuesday, July 21, 2015

God's "secrets" to wealth revealed!





It looks like everyone but Scott777 is writing a book about God and his infinite secrets to the mind!

For those that were not aware, Ohio revised code makes it LAW that a landlord MUST provide hot water as a condition of renting an apartment or home.  Scott and his statement that he does not have hot water is a lie. He has the legal right to not utilize that hot water so it does not increase his utility bill but his constant lying about not having any hot water is a bigger lie than him going to write his worthless book.

Do crazy people know they are crazy?  That's not book worthy.


Saturday, July 18, 2015

Nino threatens suicide over removal of mod.



Press ONE if you want nino to carry out his threat.  Press TWO if you want nino to walk the walk....

Claudette is going on cruise with Donnie Wahlberg!!!

Yes, folks, our very own Claudette is going on a cruise with Donnie Wahlberg and the NKOTB!!

Not only did she make "ring girl" and get world wide media attention this year, she's going to cruise with them! I'm sure Donnie will make time to have lunch or dinner with her! (maybe breakfast? :)

A friend of hers started a gofundme to help her get on that trip! She was unaware of it and had already placed  a down payment to get herself a reservation!

I have honestly said that Claudette has brought me quite a few laughs. I'm sure she has to many of you too! She is not only one funny lady but she's getting her name out there and moving up the ladder of success.  Her landing her onstage roll with the Wahlbergs concert tour was just one of the many milestone achievements that this lady will make.  Think of all the people that would kill to have 2 minutes on stage with their favorite singer and she got to be ring girl during sets!

This is a challenge to lily and that cheapskate German failure of manhood (whom I won't identify because he's one fail admin, eh Michael?) to donate a few bucks to help her out!  With all the good times and comedy she has brought bc, they could surely part with a pittance of their over inflated salaries to help a poor old widow woman out during her final bucket list whirl wind trip to see Donnie.

I will include the picture of her death defying storm cast when she risked life and limb during that killer tornado drama that touched down at her beloved Walmarts.





Can you find it in your heart to send Auntie Claudette on the cruise of a lifetime?  Thousands of people want to take a cruise but your small, yet caring donation will help her out more than any words could possibly describe.  I think Claudette would shed a tear knowing of your generosity!

Donnie here I come baby!  (click Donnie to go to her gofundme page)

May sweet baby Jesus guide your way through life. 

Monday, July 13, 2015

Nino slaps Zed with a handful of FIRE!

Risking life and limb and not thinking of their own personal safety, Nino and Zed put on one helluva Flaming Fire Slap.  This has never been done before on bc and leave it to Nino and Zed to provide the utmost in content for viewers.  With flames reaching over 4,000 degrees Nino slapped Zed right on the side of his head.  Nino instantly had minor water blisters on his hands and arm from the intense heat.  Zeds came out a true champ and is ready for their next challenge to wow and impress!

WARNING:  Watch the video below at your own risk. Fire is no joke. Do not try this at home and leave it to the professionals.  The stunt itself and the video of "burns" afterwards might make some viewers queasy or sick.



Sunday, July 12, 2015

RACE WAR ON BATTLECAM!



Yes folks, when you thought it could not get any gayer on bc, realismismyreligion had a guy in his house take off his shirt then wingman removed his.  It was a huge sausage fest and chat went wild! 

Black vs white or Flab vs fit?  You be the judge.  In any event, these two 130 bros went at it like champs.  God help us all.

Harry asks Gary to come back to bc

Last night, harry_balzac came on battlecam main and put out a message on the emergency broadcast system.  This broadcast was sent to every private side room.  Harry addressed this important update to Mr. Spacely, aka Gary.  I was touched by his sincerity.  I'm sure he reflects the vast majority of casters in wanting Gary to return!




Thursday, July 9, 2015

"Grace goes to Grandma's house"


Straws decided to get into his brand new BMW and travel to Manhattan to visit his parents.  Straws brought along his pedigree Chihuahua to be babysat for four days.  Sporting the latest in summer fashion, Grace was wearing a white and pink tie dyed dress.  She's all dressed up and ready to impress Grandma and get some of those fabulous treats.  Steak, caviar and steamed carrots were just a few of the things she was looking forward to eating.  (Notice Scott777 can't even afford to eat like this! ).

Grace was dancing along while Straws sang along to songs on the radio. What a very masculine dog to own!  Few men like Straws can pull that off.

The temperature of the BMW was a cool 73 degrees.  Just perfect for the dog to snuggle on that Versace green silk blanket.  Her head was down or you would get to see her jeweled collar by Yves Saint-Laurent.  The super plush leather seats made for a comfy ride while she's whisked away to go make her grandparents evening!

Jennan drove off Croftman for points!


Jennan was just a caster. Then he got GREEDY and took away Croftmans points to propel himself to the number one caster spot with the help of BCM, aka lily.  Now he'll have a list of demands larger than Mr. Spacely since he's GLOATING he is "the number one caster wearing a filmon tshirt that he was sent to wear on cam.

His poor wifes sister died in Ohio and he was arrested at the funeral. Probably from trying to rip off her jewelry before the closed the lid!  His wife inherited that $250,000 and bought him a brand new pickup truck and a new $700 guitar.  The poor lady is hardly cold in the ground and Jennan is going hog wild on a spending spree.  Let's hope Barnboi doesn't sue him and take that money away lol.

Let's start a pool on how long it takes for Mrs. Jennan to throw him out and divorce his ass and take that money and go have a good life! 

Jennan holds down main in the morning because there is only about 9 people on bc!

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Boobs on bc







                                                      Judge not lest ye be judged.

the FERN

FERN, I was watching  toxics show tonight. Were you stoned on bath salts?

You threw two women under the bus bigtime.  I was appalled.  Seriously.

Who are you? You are on social broadcasting just like everyone else? You admitted crying because you "know you can make more of your life but can't".  Everyone started typing you were a "crybaby".

That send a huge signal for anyone, female or male, to never skype you for any reason. You aren't trustworthy when you broadcast stuff said and done in private.  What happens in skype, should stay in skype.   Damn.  I was floored you ran your mouth off like that tonight.  I believe it will bite you in the ass bigtime.

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Like Mother Like Son, the Derzko family da da da dum

Remember when Mama Derzko took a big fall? Well, Humpty Dumpty had nothing on them!

Now, years later, Jimmy follows suit!




JIMMY SOBER UP. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING.  ENOUGH ALREADY. GO CHECK IN AND GET YOURSELF SORTED OUT.

Nino was on main this morning totally owning everyone in chat.  He laughed about harry french kissing the computer monitor, lol.  nino 1 harry 0.  Nino continued the barage going after fatass snitch btf but it wasn't really sport considering he told  btf that "he only shows up anytime an event happens so he can try and cash in!".  

Monday, July 6, 2015

Croft is number ONE on vaughnlive!






Croft is on Vaughnlive casting to a room of 224 people at 4:00 pm Ohio time! Wow, that has to be a new record!  Casting from his beautiful home, as featured in Forbes magazine, Croft is entertaining the ladies and men this afternoon. 

Oh, how harry and lily must be seething red with madness they let this caster slip through their fingers. Who knows?  Maybe they'll entice him by restoring his points and offering him ONE MILLION POINT BONUS to return to cast on bc a day or two when he can work it in his busy schedule. 

While he's not busy surfing, Croft helps serve up meals at the local homeless shelter.  He donates time and money to childrens organizations and even takes time to stop and say a small of prayer for all the good going on in his life. 

Let's hope all other battlecammers take notice and follow Croftman to Vaughnlive where they can kick back with friends and have a good laugh or even troll!  No old haggard mods or Nazi wannabes to interfere with your fun!

Vaughnlive.tv is a fun place packed with laughter and good times! Tell your spouse, tell your neighbors and yes, even your co-workers.  At Vaughnlive you can be yourself and not be ashamed to publicize the site like other sites we won't name.

miss cessa on battlecam

                                 CALL ME NOW FOR YOUR FREE PSYCHIC READIN'

                                          MISS CESSA KNOWS ALL AND SEES ALL

                    Don't fall for any fakes!  Don't fall for any scams!  First minute is free!

This is one very funny lady. I started watching her after I woke up at 3 am.  Justin was on and then all of the sudden that pedo blanket sniffer cavo came on.

Why do chatters give this pervert any attention? No kids on cam but it is ok to perv on casters children and ask for pedo sexual behavior?  I've seen plenty of people tell him he is disgusting but they need to band together and drive him away and let him go live in a mental institution where he can't ever harm anyone.  You can fix ugly no matter what they say. You can't fix pedo.

Everyone drive him off main or everyone move to a side channel where you can be in control and ban him from your rooms. I had to shut main off. I just can't watch with that pedo on there.

Vaughnlive always has something or someone to watch if main bores you to death!

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Friday, July 3, 2015

attaboy malp!

gif by LurkersAnonymous!





Pic was cutoff and did not show his ankle bracelet from his stalking a man arrest.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Jenann lose teefs





Jenann loses teef during one of his dangerous life threatening stunts!  Let's give a round of applause and a gofundme for dentures to Jenann!

btf the snitching failed comedy doxer is back



Shock shock this fatass is always in the "fridge".  Once again this failed whale shoves himself in the teeny tiny spotlight of bc by spending $500 of his grandmothers money to go to the "premiere".  That fat fuck isn't funny. He never was.  He walked down the red carpet another epic failure just like he was on the whiskey gogo failed comedy event.

This lardass came to bc for the money.  He scammed Alki by lying about the westboro church, and that sweaty bastard tried to paw all over poor bish.  He's been on for 4 years and still hasnt' made it.  He goes, returns to the loving arms of grammy dipshit and cams up when he thinks he can get some money.  Luckily, the newbies poop him off realizing he's just about as funny as a car wreck.

He is a snitch and should not be trusted with your personal information. If you befriend him and he burns you: you have been warned. 

All these years went by and he hasn't made it yet.  Still sitting like a slob, unemployed and on bc begging for money and desperate attention.  Like many other millions of Americans, he still hopes he can cling to the belief that he can put himself out there and get that one shot that will catapult him into some sort of fame and riches.  Cling to that belief you doxing snitcher. Cause I laugh my ass off everytime you cam up bitch!

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Fireworks! Jenann risks life and limb for bc

                                     WARNING:  DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

Jenann puts a stick of dynamite on his head without thinking of personal safety for the good of bc!