Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Messi recapped BC moments high as fuk

Proclaiming to live life with sweet Jesus around him, Messi did a bc show of awards high as a kite on weed.  Jesus wept!  It is disgusting to preach the life of Jesus and then spend the night toking away while washing it down with a 40 ouncer.  He's going to hell.

The "award show" was almost a bigger fail than his music career. The guy can't sing worth a damn. Anyone who encourages him is partly to blame as  he continues.  Downtrodden and an addicted gambler, he hawks his stuff at pawnshops just to get by.

His failed show made people laugh pretty hard. He totally made up categories while leaving out many users who should have been in them.  His 10 cent spiral bound notebook paper was the backdrop for nomination cards.  His free pencil from the casino showed off his 2nd grade writing skills.  He hasn't mastered writing, music or a christian life.  He has mastered alcohol abuse, drug use and gambling.  All this while taking tokes off a blunt for Jesus Christ.  Jesus died so he could toke.

He totally ignored quite a few casters and their accomplishments.  He then stated that the nominations were rigged when some people allegedly asked to be included in multiple categories.   Ghostdog revealed that the TGS shows were rigged too!  So much for fair play.


Thursday, December 22, 2016

Jennan channeling Jack Nicholson

In a move, straight from the movie The Shining, Jennan snaps and tears apart GarryE's background with an AX!  Holy hell.  He tore his entire Christmas display up.  What a grinch.

Friday, December 16, 2016

chica falls on her taco





This is from battlecam chat, posted by bcm. 

Remember when Paradice fell off her chair? Now we see this fat, ugly, bloated faced cow trying to show off her heffer tattooed legs and she falls on her ass!  Too bad she didn't break her neck. 

Is it any wonder that the chair collapsed from under all that weight strain?  I love the picture of sweet Jesus over her stove as she barters in drugs to get her truck fixed.

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Raznet the creepy pervert

Raznet is showing off his quadrapalegic sex toy.  He named it "Slaya".  He showed it on battlecam main. Why? No one has a clue. Very very creepy.  No wonder he never leaves that basement! 

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Raznet on bc main

                                          WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PICTURE??

A.  This is the first time Raz saw slaya nude.

B.  He is constipated

C. He just got owned on bc main by GarryE and cringed he opened his mouth!

D. His parents walked in on him dressed as Dylan Roof.

E.  He FINALLY looked in a mirror.

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Nino Christmas show

Even NINO decided to deck out a Christmas tree to be part of the Garry# show! 

Nino is a very popular caster but his Christmas tree really sets the stage to be part of the GarryE Christmas team!   Viewers can't wait for the KingsofContent to join in the fun!

Monday, December 5, 2016

Welcome to The SHOW!!


Welcome to The SHOW! starring GarryE. 

GarryE is putting on yet another show for your viewing entertainment.  This show is being produced by Jennan the GREAT!  GarryE came on the scene and within weeks captured the hearts and love of other casters and everyone in chat.  Just look at that Christmas background! Talk about style!  GarryE brings much needed creativity and content that has never been brought to bc before by any other failed shows.

Others have tried and failed. GarryE delivers!  A few commenters stated:

"GarryE makes toxics show look second rate at best"

"GarryE's show is the 1st show I watch right after seeing "The Walking Dead"

Old Goateye tried to cast from his mildewed cellar and failed. Toxic tried quite a few times to put on a show with any content he could steal and still failed!

Even Gary_Busey stepped aside and let GarryE own main! Gary even changed his name to "SPIRIT" because he knew he could not hold a candle to GarryE's originality and content.  No longer do people have to be stuck with boring game shows that were like watching paint dry!

With The SHOW and KingsofContent, 2017 is going to be an epic year on battlecam. Just sit back and enjoy the constant new content being delivered weekly for your entertainment!