Monday, June 29, 2015

Countdown to the Fail Premiere

haha BCM is on main with 66 users telling them to buy a ticket for $4.95 and watch the movie.  If any one of those people had $4.95 in their pocket they would be out hitting the nearest United Dairy getting them all the tallboys $4.95 could buy!

66x $4.95= $326.70!  haha!  Oh yes, that will recoup the money from using clips to make that fail movie.

BTF made sure he got to the premiere. He heard there was going to be an "after party" and he sure as hell didn't want to miss out on a buffet!

You know damn well that harry_balzac will NOT leave the elitist group of echelons and mingle with that crowd of meth heads, alcoholics, ebt for life and social security disability miscreants. 

It is rumored that A1 turned in his sack of aluminum cans and got enough money to take A2 down to the trailer car wash to get her washed and waxed up for tonights show.

Cavacho the pedo blanket sniffer is allegedly going. I'm sure if he does police will need to intervene since he offended so many people in asked for a young child to get her scent on a blanket for him.  Someone should load up that skype call archive and send it off to the local country prosecutors office in his area.

I'm sure Joe Wisdom will steal the show. Joe is very intelligent, very funny and can play chess like a grand master!    Joe recently stated that he was tested by a professional and was one of the youngest people to be ever admitted into the Mensa society.  Joe is extremely funny and the comedic genius extends to his normal daily activities when he's not on cam and likes to help out in food pantries helping the homeless.

Tonight's the night boys and girls.  The majority of chatters are marking this down as a major fail already before it has even been shown.

Oh and Gary wasn't invited because he's not funny. He has no talent. He speaks into the microphone but does not interact with users and his gay games aren't funny anymore. A grown damn man that laughs at his own material can't possibly get any sadder.

Gary recently realized that everyone has been screwing with him all this time and he has been nothing but a laughing stock at their expense. He cursed poor harry and straws for 12 hours last night for what  they did to him!   Kudo's go out to harry and straws for making this a very long run.

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