Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Gary and his toupee debut on bc main

Gary wearing a toupee.  He found it in the trash bin behind Kmart.



Gary returned to main calling everyone the N word.  During his drunken hooch casts people yelled at him for his racism.  As you can see from the pics above he chose the skinhead look.  His wrap around comb over hairdo is not only in bad form but it is greasy and very very dirty.

One person who recently met him in real life said he "smelled of piss".

harry_balzac was thinking about providing gary with content so he could return to main with interesting shows but said he had a list of demands first.

1.  Gary has to get rid of that toupee
2.  Gary stinks and smells of piss. He must take a bath daily.
3.  Gary is only to read from scripts written by harry and not open his dumb mouth.
5.  Gary has to learn karaoke is prounounced "care-ee-oh-key" and not karokee
6.  Gary has to stop stealing content from other casters.
7.  Gary needs to show full face and not just his white billboard forehead
8.  Croft got tattoos and then gary got some.  Stop trying to copy Croftman.
9.  Gary stinks and smells of piss. He must take a bath daily.
10. Gary needs to stop begging to be paid. He's not funny by himself. Straws and harry made him.


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