Wednesday, January 9, 2013

The case of the cracked gift


Holy crack Batman !  Is that a crack I see?  What a HUGE crack it is indeed.  THIS is the present that took 20 days to get to her???

Haha, what a fail!  How typically tommy.  You take a $1.00 mason jar and times 2.  That's $2.00 !  He paid $48.00.  Do the math. Who is the sap?  Did they see him coming or what?  Did you see Vikki's face when she opened it and kept it hidden behind that box?  She hated the damn thing, plus it was broken!  

Nothing says love more than getting an alcoholic a mason jar to drink out of with Sunshine etched in.  Maybe they'll bury her with it in lieu of flowers.

4 comments:

LurkersAnonymous said...

lol the poor thing has been around mason jars her whole life but had never seen a seam. =P i like my imagingings of her gift better than the one she got, but it's the lack of thought that counts. =P
http://i46.tinypic.com/orkrav.jpg
i got the pic from looking at several dozen mason jar and mason drinking jar sites that did engraving/etching, not sure how many of them were "balls". lol

btw, merry christmas! =D

Anonymous said...

He says he paid $48 to have it engraved with the word Sunshine? He either got suckered or he is lying.

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The crack in one of them will just make it easier for her to break next time she gets mad at him.

Anonymous said...

I am still laughing at this. A mason jar, really, I mean really. I actually called this gift when Tommy kept talking about it being engraved. I said it was one of those red neck wine glasses, a mason jar on a wine stem with her name on it, well I was half way right anyway, lololol. And no doubt, there had to be a big production of it.

Anonymous said...

Haha well Tommy is known for lying at least as much as she does. Bury her with it in lieu of flowers? I think she has mentioned cremation before, they can use the magic jars to hold the ashes! If Bubba is still around and stuck with her when she keels over it will be wonderfully economical for him! Long overdue that the poor old sap got a break where she is concerned!